Written by Magic Johnson and Roy S. JohnsonGrade: C- “We’ve all been blessed to be able to wake up every morning. And to me, that’s Magic”. [Read More…]
Starring: Burt Reynolds and Goldie HawnGrade: C- I’m not sure how this movie managed to snatch an Academy Award nomination for Best Original Song. The [Read More…]
Starring: Garry ShandlingGrade: A- You ever go to bed with a woman and the next morning she looks like Ed Sullivan? You’re in for a [Read More…]
Starring: Vincent PriceGrade: A- This had to have been about Tim Burton himself, right? Summary Completely through spoken rhymes, the narrator (Price) tells the story [Read More…]
Starring: Peter O’Toole, Mark Linn-Baker, and Jessica HarperGrade: B+ My Favorite Year is about a young man whose life is changed in a singular, very [Read More…]
Starring: Dudley Moore, Eddie Murphy, Kate Capshaw, and George DzundzaGrade: B- Just so you know, Dudley Moore and Eddie Murphy never share a scene together. [Read More…]
Starring: Scott Glenn, Joe Pesci, Danny Aiello, and Jonathan PryceGrade: D+ All things considered, the name “Lenny Lazarus” goes hard. Summary In a hospital in [Read More…]
Starring: Grant Wehr and Earl ReillyGrade: F If we learn anything from Someday You’ll Find Her, Charlie Brown, it’s that somehow and someway, life will [Read More…]
Starring: Billy Crystal, Alan King, and JoBeth Williams, with a cameo from Sean ConneryGrade: B- I know this is far from the message Memories of [Read More…]
Starring: Kevin Kline and Denzel Washington Grade: A- Make no mistake about it, Jimmy Kruger is burning in hell. Summary We open with a caption [Read More…]
