Starring: Jason Statham, Hugh Grant, Aubrey Plaza, Josh Hartnett, Carey Elwes, Eddie Marsan, and Bugzy MaloneGrade: C+ “Please don’t pee on me. I don’t do that [Read More…]
Starring: Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall, James Woods, Ray Liotta, Kimberly Elise, Anne Heche, Eddie Griffin, Ethan Suplee, and Kevin Connolly, with cameos from Nas, Jay [Read More…]
Starring: Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning, and Roy from The OfficeGrade: A+ I’m fully convinced Robert McCall can take Batman in a fight. Summary In Sicily, [Read More…]
Starring: Denzel Washington, Pedro Pascal, Bill Pullman, and Melissa LeoGrade: A- Obi-Wan Kenobi would be very disappointed in Dave York. How do you take the [Read More…]
Starring: Denzel Washington, Marton Csokas, Chloë Grace Moretz, David Harbour, Bill Pullman, and Melissa LeoGrade: A You can’t help but laugh when Teddy tells Pushkin, [Read More…]
Starring: Wesley Snipes, Woody Harrelson, Jennifer Lopez, Robert Blake, Chris Cooper, and Enrico Colantoni, with a cameo from Vincent PastoreGrade: B It’s no White Men [Read More…]
Starring: Denzel Washington, Chris Pine, Rosario Dawson, Kevin Dunn, Kevin Corrigan, Ethan Suplee, and T.J. Miller Grade: B It has some certifiably cheesy moments, but [Read More…]
Starring: Bruce Willis, Richard Gere, Sidney Poitier, Diane Venora, J.K. Simmons, and Jack Black, with a cameo from Larry KingGrade: B- You’re probably thinking, “Jack [Read More…]
Starring: Edward Fox and Michel LonsdaleGrade: B The Jackal may be an awful person, but he made a serious argument in The Day of the [Read More…]
Starring: Denzel Washington, John Travolta, John Turturro, James Gandolfini, and Luis Guzmán, with a small role from Adrian MartinezGrade: B- When Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” opens [Read More…]
