Starring: Jason Statham, Hugh Grant, Aubrey Plaza, Josh Hartnett, Carey Elwes, Eddie Marsan, and Bugzy MaloneGrade: C+ “Please don’t pee on me. I don’t do that [Read More…]
Starring: Christian Bale, Margot Robbie, John David Washington, Robert De Niro, Rami Malek, Anya Taylor-Joy, Chris Rock, Mike Myers, Michael Shannon, Zoe Saldaña, Taylor Swift, [Read More…]
Starring: Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Treat Williams, and James RemarGrade: B+ It’s an absolute travesty The Phantom didn’t spawn a franchise. Summary For those [Read More…]
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Idris Elba, Christopher Lambert, and Ciarán HindsGrade: D It has been said that you don’t need to watch the first Ghost Rider to [Read More…]
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Eva Mendes, Sam Elliott, Donal Logue, Peter Fonda, Wes Bentley, and Rebel WilsonGrade: C+ Despite playing a glorified carny, this is legitimately the [Read More…]
Starring: Chad AllenGrade: B+ “You know how I always dread the whole year? Well, this time, I’m only going to dread one day at a [Read More…]
Starring: Etienne Kellici and Isabella LeoGrade: A For the record, I had no idea what the title meant until they explained how it’s the song [Read More…]
Starring: Jimmy Bennett and Adam Taylor GordonGrade: A+ As Rerun builds a snowman to greet Spike, the sun melts it After he begs for it [Read More…]
Starring: Wesley SingermanGrade: A- For the record, I did my summary a little bit different for Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tales, explaining the entirety of each [Read More…]
Starring: Jamie E. SmithGrade: A+ Respect goes to Peppermint Patty comparing herself to Laurence Olivier after forgetting her lines as a sheep in the Christmas play. [Read More…]
