Tony Rome (1967)
Starring: Frank Sinatra, Jill St. John, Sue Lyon, Richard Conte, and Rocky GrazianoGrade: C+ The corporation that handles the Kosterman’s jewelry is the ACME insurance [Read More…]
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John Q. (2002)
Starring: Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall, James Woods, Ray Liotta, Kimberly Elise, Anne Heche, Eddie Griffin, Ethan Suplee, and Kevin Connolly, with cameos from Nas, Jay [Read More…]
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Starring: Paul Newman, George Kennedy, Strother Martin, Dennis Hopper and Harry Dean StantonGrade: Classic Even if I were to never use it, Luke’s bottle cap [Read More…]
Conan the Barbarian (Remake) (2011)
Starring: Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang, Rose McGowan, Ron Perlman, Bob Sapp, and the voice of Morgan FreemanGrade: D+ Arnold would be ashamed. Summary Between [Read More…]
Red Sonja (1985)
Starring: Brigitte Nielsen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sven-Ole ThorsonGrade: D+ It kills me that we didn’t get Conan the Conqueror, but we got Red Sonja. Summary In [Read More…]
Conan the Destroyer (1984)
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wilt Chamberlain, Grace Jones, Tracy Walter, Mako, Sven-Ole Thorsen, and André the GiantGrade: A Had John Milius directed the screenplay for Conan the [Read More…]
Conan the Barbarian (1982)
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Mako, Max von Sydow, and Sven-Ole ThorsenGrade: B+ I would genuinely be surprised if they said animals weren’t harmed in [Read More…]
You’re Not Elected, Charlie Brown (1972)
Starring: Chad Webber and Stephen SheaGrade: A- “It’s hard being a campaign worker. We’re completely at the mercy of our candidate. We do all the [Read More…]
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown (1966)
Starring: Peter Robbins, Christopher Shea, and Cathy SteinbergGrade: A+ At one point, Pig-Pen shows up in a ghost costume and is surprised that the others [Read More…]
