Starring: Billy Zane, Kristy Swanson, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Treat Williams, and James RemarGrade: B+ It’s an absolute travesty The Phantom didn’t spawn a franchise. Summary For those [Read More…]
Starring: Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward, Melanie Griffith, and Scorpio from Dirty HarryGrade: A The Drowning Pool thrives on a lot of subtle humor compared to [Read More…]
Starring: Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, Stockard Channing, and Florence Stanley, with small roles from Scatman Crothers and Christopher GuestGrade: C+ If you’ve seen The Fortune, [Read More…]
Starring: Frank Sinatra, Jill St. John, Sue Lyon, Richard Conte, and Rocky GrazianoGrade: C+ The corporation that handles the Kosterman’s jewelry is the ACME insurance [Read More…]
Starring: Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning, and Roy from The OfficeGrade: A+ I’m fully convinced Robert McCall can take Batman in a fight. Summary In Sicily, [Read More…]
Starring: Denzel Washington, Pedro Pascal, Bill Pullman, and Melissa LeoGrade: A- Obi-Wan Kenobi would be very disappointed in Dave York. How do you take the [Read More…]
Starring: Denzel Washington, Marton Csokas, Chloë Grace Moretz, David Harbour, Bill Pullman, and Melissa LeoGrade: A You can’t help but laugh when Teddy tells Pushkin, [Read More…]
Starring: Robert Pattinson and Willem DafoeGrade: A- A lot can be said about The Lighthouse, but there is one simple math equation that it can [Read More…]
Starring: Bruce Willis, Richard Gere, Sidney Poitier, Diane Venora, J.K. Simmons, and Jack Black, with a cameo from Larry KingGrade: B- You’re probably thinking, “Jack [Read More…]
Starring: Edward Fox and Michel LonsdaleGrade: B The Jackal may be an awful person, but he made a serious argument in The Day of the [Read More…]
