Carlito’s Way (1993)
Starring: Al Pacino, Sean Penn, Penelope Ann Miller, John Leguizamo, Luis Guzmán, Viggo Mortensen, and James Rebhorn, with a cameo from Vincent PastoreGrade: A+ Being [Read More…]
Author: Mike Sandwich
Lucy Must Be Traded, Charlie Brown (2003)
Starring: Wesley SingermanGrade: C “Does winning a ball game mean that much to you?” “I don’t know. I’ve never won a ball game”. Well, we’re [Read More…]
It’s Spring Training, Charlie Brown (1996)
Starring: Justin Shenkarow with a voice cameo from Elisabeth MossGrade: C- “There’s no one on our team named Lefty!” Seriously, Lucy. Get it together. Summary [Read More…]
It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown! (1974)
Starring: Todd BarbeeGrade: D+ The subtle joke of Woodstock climbing a rope ladder to get into his birdhouse to the point where even Snoopy looks [Read More…]
At the Circus (1939)
Starring: The Marx Brothers (Groucho, Chico, and Harpo)Grade: A+ I love it when Chico looks at the camera while he’s playing the piano. He knows [Read More…]
Downhill (2020)
Starring: Will Ferrell, Julia-Louis Dreyfus, and Zach WoodsGrade: F Do you like skiing and/or crumbling marriages? Well, boy do I have a movie for you! [Read More…]
Best Defense (1984)
Starring: Dudley Moore, Eddie Murphy, Kate Capshaw, and George DzundzaGrade: B- Just so you know, Dudley Moore and Eddie Murphy never share a scene together. [Read More…]
My Best Friend’s Girl (2008)
Starring: Dane Cook, Kate Hudson, Jason Biggs, Alec Baldwin, Lizzy Caplan, Taran Killam, and Riki Lindhome, with a voice cameo from Brad GarrettGrade: D Playing [Read More…]
Man on Fire (2004)
Starring: Denzel Washington, Dakota Fanning, Christopher Walken, Radha Mitchell, Marc Anthony, Mickey Rourke, and Giancarlo GianniniGrade: A+ Even with how the film ends, there are [Read More…]
Man on Fire (1987)
Starring: Scott Glenn, Joe Pesci, Danny Aiello, and Jonathan PryceGrade: D+ All things considered, the name “Lenny Lazarus” goes hard. Summary In a hospital in [Read More…]
