Starring: Nicolas Cage, Jon Lovitz, Dana Carvey, Richard Jenkins, Donald Moffat, John Ashton, and Florence Stanley Grade: F With Jon Lovitz starring in City Slickers [Read More…]
Starring: Etienne Kellici and Isabella LeoGrade: A For the record, I had no idea what the title meant until they explained how it’s the song [Read More…]
Starring: Jimmy Bennett and Adam Taylor GordonGrade: A+ As Rerun builds a snowman to greet Spike, the sun melts it After he begs for it [Read More…]
Starring: Wesley SingermanGrade: A- For the record, I did my summary a little bit different for Charlie Brown’s Christmas Tales, explaining the entirety of each [Read More…]
Starring: Jamie E. SmithGrade:Â A+ Respect goes to Peppermint Patty comparing herself to Laurence Olivier after forgetting her lines as a sheep in the Christmas play. [Read More…]
Starring: Peter Robbins and Christopher SheaGrade:Â Classic “I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?” Relatable indeed. [Read More…]
Starring: William S. BurroughsGrade: A- Kidney stones are a real bitch. Summary Author William S. Burroughs is in his home, and he goes over to [Read More…]
Starring: Pom Klementieff, Dave Bautista, Chris Pratt, Kevin Bacon, Karen Gillan, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel, Sean Gunn, Michael Rooker, and Maria Bakalova, with a voiceover [Read More…]
Starring: Ben Affleck, Charlize Theron, Gary Sinise, Dennis Farina, Donal Logue, Danny Trejo, Ashton Kutcher, and Isaac Hayes, with a cameo from Ron JeremyGrade: C- [Read More…]
Starring: Paige O’Hara, Robby Benson, Tim Curry, Paul Reubens, Haley Joel Osment, Angela LansburyGrade: C For the record, I will be reviewing a lot of [Read More…]
