Snoopy’s Getting Married, Charlie Brown (1985)
Starring: Brett JohnsonGrade: D+ “This is going to be some wedding. Half the guests are going to eat off paper plates, and the other half [Read More…]
Author: Mike Sandwich
The Drowning Pool (1975)
Starring: Paul Newman, Joanne Woodward, Melanie Griffith, and Scorpio from Dirty HarryGrade: A The Drowning Pool thrives on a lot of subtle humor compared to [Read More…]
Harper (1966)
Starring: Paul Newman, Lauren Bacall, Janet Leigh, Robert Wagner, Shelley Winters, Robert Webber, and Strother MartinGrade: A The most underrated moment in Harper had to [Read More…]
The Fortune (1975)
Starring: Warren Beatty, Jack Nicholson, Stockard Channing, and Florence Stanley, with small roles from Scatman Crothers and Christopher GuestGrade: C+ If you’ve seen The Fortune, [Read More…]
Lady in Cement (1968)
Starring: Frank Sinatra, Raquel Welch, and Richard ConteGrade: C- How you don’t bring back Nancy Sinatra’s all-timer “Tony Rome” theme from the first movie and [Read More…]
Tony Rome (1967)
Starring: Frank Sinatra, Jill St. John, Sue Lyon, Richard Conte, and Rocky GrazianoGrade: C+ The corporation that handles the Kosterman’s jewelry is the ACME insurance [Read More…]
John Q. (2002)
Starring: Denzel Washington, Robert Duvall, James Woods, Ray Liotta, Kimberly Elise, Anne Heche, Eddie Griffin, Ethan Suplee, and Kevin Connolly, with cameos from Nas, Jay [Read More…]
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
Starring: Paul Newman, George Kennedy, Strother Martin, Dennis Hopper and Harry Dean StantonGrade: Classic Even if I were to never use it, Luke’s bottle cap [Read More…]
Conan the Barbarian (Remake) (2011)
Starring: Jason Momoa, Rachel Nichols, Stephen Lang, Rose McGowan, Ron Perlman, Bob Sapp, and the voice of Morgan FreemanGrade: D+ Arnold would be ashamed. Summary Between [Read More…]
Red Sonja (1985)
Starring: Brigitte Nielsen, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Sven-Ole ThorsonGrade: D+ It kills me that we didn’t get Conan the Conqueror, but we got Red Sonja. Summary In [Read More…]
