The Junky’s Christmas (1993)
Starring: William S. BurroughsGrade: A- Kidney stones are a real bitch. Summary Author William S. Burroughs is in his home, and he goes over to [Read More…]
Author: Mike Sandwich
Vincent (1982)
Starring: Vincent PriceGrade: A- This had to have been about Tim Burton himself, right? Summary Completely through spoken rhymes, the narrator (Price) tells the story [Read More…]
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995)
Starring: Jim Carrey, with small roles from Tommy Davidson, Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje, and Bruce SpenceGrade: A It’s funny to think that just a few months earlier, [Read More…]
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)
Starring: Jim Carrey, Courtney Cox, Sean Young, Tone Lōc, Dan Marino, and Randall “Tex” Cobb, with a cameo from Cannibal CorpseGrade: Classic In early 1994, [Read More…]
My Favorite Year (1982)
Starring: Peter O’Toole, Mark Linn-Baker, and Jessica HarperGrade: B+ My Favorite Year is about a young man whose life is changed in a singular, very [Read More…]
Happy Gilmore (1996)
Starring: Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen, Carl Weathers, Frances Bay, Ben Stiller, Allen Covert, Kevin Nealon, Richard Kiel, Bob Barker, Dennis Dugan, Joe Flaherty, [Read More…]
It’s Arbor Day, Charlie Brown (1976)
Starring: Dylan BeachGrade: B- When Charlie Brown is on the verge of giving up on his team for messing up his field completely, do you [Read More…]
The Taking of Pelham 123 (Remake) (2009)
Starring: Denzel Washington, John Travolta, John Turturro, James Gandolfini, and Luis Guzmán, with a small role from Adrian MartinezGrade: B- When Jay-Z’s “99 Problems” opens [Read More…]
The Taking of Pelham One Two Three (1974)
Starring: Walter Matthau, Robert Shaw, Martin Balsam, Héctor Elizondo, James Broderick, Jerry Stiller, Earl Hindman, Tony Roberts, and Doris Roberts with a cameo from Bill [Read More…]
Casino (1995)
Starring: Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci, Sharon Stone, Don Rickles, James Woods, Kevin Pollack, Alan King, Frank Vincent, Dick Smothers, and Richard Riehle, with cameos [Read More…]
