Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wilt Chamberlain, Grace Jones, Tracy Walter, Mako, Sven-Ole Thorsen, and André the GiantGrade: A Had John Milius directed the screenplay for Conan the [Read More…]
Starring: Garry ShandlingGrade: A- You ever go to bed with a woman and the next morning she looks like Ed Sullivan? You’re in for a [Read More…]
Starring: Dudley Moore, Eddie Murphy, Kate Capshaw, and George DzundzaGrade: B- Just so you know, Dudley Moore and Eddie Murphy never share a scene together. [Read More…]
Starring: Peter Weller, John Lithgow, Ellen Barkin, Jeff Goldblum, Christopher Lloyd, Dan Hedaya, and Jonathan Banks, with a cameo from Yakov SmirnoffGrade: C+ If you [Read More…]
Starring: Robert De Niro, James Woods, Elizabeth McGovern, Joe Pesci, Burt Young, Danny Aiello, Larry Rapp, William Forsythe, James Hayden, Tuesday Weld, and Darlanne Fluegel [Read More…]
Starring: Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner, and Danny DeVito Grade: B+ I’m not sure why in the tagline for the film, Michael Douglas’s character is referred [Read More…]
Starring: Goldie HawnGrade: A- “It’s hard to believe what so-called professionals will do sometimes”. Though she doesn’t realize it when she says it, Goldie Hawn [Read More…]
Starring: Goldie Hawn, Kurt Russell, Ed Harris, Christine Lahti, Fred Ward, Charles Napier, and Holly HunterGrade: B- No two people fall for each other faster [Read More…]
Starring: Emilio Estevez and Harry Dean StantonGrade: B The obnoxious cross earring that Emilio Estevez proudly wears at the beginning of the film had to [Read More…]
